The greatest toilet the world has ever seen

A toilet that needs no flushing needs no rooms and finally needs no introduction. THE OCEAN!!!!

Shower beer

So at the hotel I stayed at this past week in Mexico it only had one bottle opener in the room, which just so happened to be only an arms length from the toilet. This made this bathroom perfect for the great shower beer.

Whoa guy, I'm poopin here

Well here is the aforementioned bathroom. This comes to you from Marker 20 in Hampton, Va. In my opinion, this is one of the riskiest business situations I've come across.

Luckily, I've never experienced the true potential awkwardness of this potty.



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Don't get up! I'm just gonna pee next to you

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Location:Marker 20, Hampton Va

A room with a view

So at the famous secrets in OC Maryland you get pee and have a show at the same time.






While you pee you get to look out on to the dance floor.

The road to glory

It is not always about the destination... But how you get there.



At this restaurant in OC Maryland they give everyone there own pitcher with a straw in it so needless to say you got to potty time a lot.

One bathroom two people

So the back story to this bathroom is that our friend Bryan would always talk about this bathroom from back home where the urinal was only about a foot from the regular toilet with no divider. So there was always the possibility of peeing next to someone who was pooping. We thought this was the only one until one day I stumbled upon this gem...



Luckily for me I didn't find out the hard way that this was actually a two person even though I was very surprised when the guy behind me decided to walk in with me. So to all you potty-ers out there beware that one day you could be peeing next to someone who may be dropping the kids off at the pool.

Connors Chair

I was in Vermont this winter, minding my own business... When I nearly tripped on a small wooden prop. It happened to be labeled and for that I'm eternally grateful!







We can only assume Connor is 5 years old, or a midget.


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First lady of urinals

To kick it off here's what I found myself face to face with in the restroom of a local sandwich joint!!




HUGGEEEE MELONS!!


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